Everyone's A Winner {At The Awards}

Noooooo....it's not the BET, MTV, Grammy's, or Academ Awards. It's the OCT's. I just felt like this semester is finally over {yeeeeesssssss} and there were some people and things that happened this semester that helped me and hindered me. Whether good or bad I take it nd grown so I wanted to give people the shine they deserve. I like starting off with the good nd working my way down! Nd the first award is for:

1. Best Teaching Award- This has to go to my Political Science Teacher Mr. Ifedi {Not only b/c I got an A though ;-)} This man gives u the test {with a little twist} all u have to do is find the answers in the book nd take the test. He also gets the award b/c he curves after he gives u the answers nd not to mention he is realistic, nd even has a sense of humor. He made the fact that I have an 8:10 class that lasts for an hour nd a half a little easier. Thanks!

2. Best Food Award {Punchout}- This has to go to none other than the Chicken Cheese Steak! Those things are madd good nd get this! They taste better after u microwave it {not too many foods have that ability}! If u're a girl u get a nice flirt session with the man who makes them too! With the Punchout's limited everyday selection, I can find satisfaction in this sandwich almost every time I eat it!

3. Best Book- Honestly I didn't open my textbooks too much this semester :-( {maybe I should of}. But I had to read this book for my Harlem Renaissance class {Richard Wright The Long Dream} nd it's actually pretty good. Like the class is done nd I am considering reading the whole book. Yea that is like the straightest book all semester.

4. Best Co-Worker- I really like most of my co-workers at the library so this award goes to all the ones I like, library is free money anyway so can't really complain. Extra shouts to Simone {pronounced See-mon-nie, lol} for the great grab bag gift!

Now it's time to get real nd general!

5. Dumb Ass Award- OMGoodness, I could be here all day! But the dumbest of all dumb asses has to be the guy who looks like Gumbi nd bumped into from behind {I know sounds weird but not like that!} I was walking nd so was he nd he like walked into my back?!?!?! I promise u Howard is full of rich kids lacking life skills! To everyone!!!! WALKING IS LIKE DRIVING, if u hit someone from the back {no Rick Ross} IT'S UR FAULT.

6. Rudeness Award- Has to go to like 95% of people on campus. If someone is right behind u like 2 steps away, don't let the door slam! Hold it for an extra second because u never really make a great advance ahead of the person that was right behind u! They are still like 2 steps behind u!/ This award has to go to 2 types of rudeness though! The second half is for the rude ass people who start talking to someone u're talking too! Madd rude! Well I guess it has to be broken into 3 b/c if the other person really starts listening to that other random talking person they are rude as hell too!

7. Dumbest Schedule Ever Award- Has to go to the shuttle system!!! How do all the shuttles take a break at the same time?!?!?! Nd how come if u stand by the Towers u would be better off just walking to Merridian?!?!? Beats me, but this has to be the worst system ever!

8. Worst Classmate Award- This award goes to the blowns that go to class everyday nd take notes nd when u miss it one day nd u ask them what u missed they act stupid as hell like the didn't take 10 page notes. I kno about competition nd all but is it that serious. That is why Howard is were it is, we don't help each other, everyone is selfish. Stop being a prick nd if u can help someone get an A, help them! That A on their transcripts will not affect u in a negative way, might even help u with a career choice, it might be in ur destiny to help people or become an educator....who knows?!?!?!

9. Blown Awards- Hahahaha had to do it! This has to go to all the pressed, thristy, "so hungry for this", {what ever slang ur region uses} "cool" boys. Most likely if u eat in the Puchout....I see u! U don't have to start shaking my booth, singing real loud, or pulling out wads of money nd ur iphone ,nd ur car keys for me to notice u. Another thing, we do see each other like everyday so just wave or say hi or something, {after seeing someone for a yr nd a half, saying hi becomes appropriate!} But yea acting a mess gets me to notice u but in a negative light. {Hint: most normal females don't like loud men!} U're a grown man calm down nd start a normal convo, I like to talk!

10. Kiss My Ass Awards- Lol, this goes to the entire semester nd prospectively 2008! I am ready for Spring semester, 2009, nd hopefully some cute assed transfer students! I am also ready to live it up {ladies u kno who u r}. But yup the good, bad, nd ugly can kiss my ass at this point. I am done, until next yr of course ;-)!